Why turkeys deserve more than a plate at Christmas

🦃 A Very Important Message From Roger the Turkey

(Proud Flock Leader, Professional Strutter, Feathered King of Wales)

Hello Humans! I’m stepping away from my busy schedule of sunbathing, flirting with my eight girlfriends, and giving the sheep judgmental side-eye… because I have an important festive announcement.

🎄 Please… save my cousins this Christmas.

Look, I know Christmas is magical for you — lights, carols, presents, questionable jumper choices. But for turkeys?

Christmas is basically our equivalent of a horror film.

Click here to sponsor Roger <3

I’m one of the lucky ones. I live a free-range, stress-free, drama-only-when-I-create-it kind of life here at Log Cabin Holidays in Wales. I get sunshine, fields, snacks, cuddles (when I’m in the mood), and a guaranteed forever home. Nobody here looks at me like I’m potential sandwich material.

But not all turkeys have the life of luxury that I do. Christmas Lunch?? — and I say this with love — most of you humans don’t even enjoy your Christmas turkey! I’ve heard the conversations. I’ve seen the plates. Half of you complain it’s “a bit dry,” the rest drown it in gravy like you’re trying to hide the evidence. Some of you even shove it to the side and go straight for the roasties! So let me get this straight… a turkey gives up his entire life so you can eat three obligatory slices, sigh dramatically, and then forget about us entirely by Boxing Day? What a waste of a perfectly magnificent bird! Honestly, your taste buds deserve better — and so do we. Let us live, Eat all that delicious roast veg.... jand save more room for those roast potatos.... Potatoes are delicious and, frankly, far less emotional than we are.

🦃 Why Turkeys Are Too Amazing to End Up on a Plate

Allow me to brag for a moment — on behalf of all turkeys everywhere.

• We’re smart. Some of us can even recognise over 20 human faces.

• We’re social, affectionate, and dramatic in the best way.

• We sunbathe.

• We gossip.

• We hold grudges.

• And honestly? We’re hilarious. Have you ever seen a turkey run? It’s like a feathery wind-up toy powered by pure chaos.
  

We’re basically emotional support dinosaurs.Why would you eat that?

🌿 My Life at Log Cabin Holidays in Wales

I wake up each morning to fresh air, wander wherever I please, and spend the afternoons basking in Welsh sunshine like the celebrity I am.

This is what turkey life should look like.This is what it could look like — with a little help from humans like you.

🎁 Sponsor a Turkey — Save a Life (and My Sanity)

When you sponsor me and my feathered friends, you’re not just helping a bird.You’re giving a turkey:

• A safe home

• Proper food and care

• Space to live, explore, gobble, gossip, and grow old

• A chance to live a life like mine — free-range and fabulous
  

And truly, it warms my snood to know that there are humans who want to protect us instead of… well… season us.

🙏 Be a Holiday Hero this Christmas, I’m asking — politely, but with the emotional intensity of a turkey who once saw himself in a reflective window and fell in love. Feel good this christmas by Sponsoring me and my girls ,

Sponsor a turkey. Skip the turkey dinner and Save a life this christmas. And as a bonus? You’ll get bragging rights that you helped a majestic, feathered dinosaur live his best life.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some very important strutting to do.My fans await.

Gobble lovingly, Roger Your favourite Welsh turkey celebrity 🦃✨ Click the link below to Sponsor Roger and his girls CLICK THIS LINK TO SPONSOR ROGER AND HIS GIRLS <3 https://www.logcabinholidaysinwales.co.uk/sponsor-a-turkey