Perched majestically on the hill overlooking the cabins, these stones form a mini Stonehenge of sorts. We’re pretty sure they date back to... well, some time before Wi-Fi, let’s put it that way.
But here's where things get interesting: these aren’t just your average ancient stones. Legend has it, they're imbued with powers that can make your holiday far more... fruitful than you might have planned.
Couples, be warned. Touch these stones at your own risk. A romantic sunset by the henge? Lovely. A spontaneous picnic in the shadow of their mysterious grandeur? Delightful.
But if you feel an inexplicable urge to brush your hand along one of those time-worn rocks—𝙥𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚. Because we absolutely cannot be held responsible for any unexpected souvenirs you might take home from your visit.
Unwanted pregnancies, magical or otherwise, are strictly a "you" problem.
We offer cozy log cabins and enchanting experiences, but we draw the line at child maintenance. If you come back in nine months with a little bundle of joy and a suspiciously familiar glow in your eye, don't go looking for our address on any paperwork.
Of course, these stones are also a hot spot for stargazing, sunset watching, and marriage proposals. We've had more than a few "will you marry me?" moments up there, and we wish those couples the best of luck. But let's be clear—if your romantic evening turns into an "oops, how did that happen?" scenario, please remember: it's all part of the magic of the Fertility Stones. We didn't put them there, and we're definitely not taking the blame for what they do.
So, visit at your own risk! Bring a blanket, pack a picnic, maybe even pop the question—but keep your hands to yourselves unless you're ready for the full magical experience.
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